How has Bachman Turner Overdrive affected you as a skater?
The affect BTO had on me allowed me to pretend my board was a guitar that you can shred through rock’n'roll’ space and time. Shit runs in my family though, my pops was a roadie for metal bands back then. Headbangers through and through.
When are your signature trucks dropping?
When the techonology for syzurp trucks becomes viable. When you lean you don’t go faster. Purple waxing trucks. KCDC X ROBATUSSIN X INDEPENDENT 2015.
Is the glass half empty or half full?
Not full because I drank the whole gallon, then full again because my dad got pissed and made me go buy another one.
Let’s play hardball. Who do you think is the most inspiring Republican candidate (besides Newt Gingrich) for the upcoming elections?
Bubbles as the Green Bastard with Vice President Ryan Gosling.
What’s your favorite Kate Bush song? Don’t say you don’t like her because that would mean you have no soul.
Running Up That Hill. She’s like the Busenitz of Brittish music.
How’s your latest film going? What’s it about?
It’s going well, halfway shot and edited. It’s about a girl that has her bathroom renovated and to save money puts herself in an insane asylum while the renovation happens. A spaceship toilet bowl is installed with a teenage alien inside, whom wears a sock, which gives her hemorrhoids. It’s a battle over mental sanity and her bathroom. Fun times. Thanks for asking pop.
Top 5 movies!
1. Stripes
2. Ghostbusters
3. Spies Like Us
4. The Jerk
5. Airplane
Okay so how should we fix our collapsing world?
More slappies baby.
Hey man thanks!
Hey man no thank you Marty for Trophy Bar Runner up Dancer of the Year! (Jon Brown gets Trophy Bar Rug Cutter of the Year, sorry boo.)